Can I Get A Translator please?

More helpful advice from Iceprincezz...

If your boyfriend is British you should probably learn ALL of their lingo. Otherwise, you may find yourself in a huge situation leading to eating 6 doughnuts and a bag of Cheetos (the little X & O shaped ones, you know because you are all smitten and they represents hugs and kisses to you...).

Doing a radio show where you get to play songs that represent your feelings is VERY cathartic, and CAN make you feel better. I suggest everyone do it at least once in their life!

People in fat houses should not throw cookies... I am JUST sayin'

I also suggest that you get a REALLY good friend who will make you laugh so hard while you are crying that you blow snot all over yourself.

Shackles Baby! Advice From a Criminal Blogger

OK so driving a car without your tags on it is probably not a good idea if you are going to be out driving around after the bars close. JUST a thought.

Tears will get you out of a lot of situations.


The good news is BB said he would bake me a cake with a file in it if I went to Prison. Ain't he great!?

Happy Birfday Monty!

OK so yesterday I posted a lovely saptacular post to BB on his B-day.

Today it's all about Monty!

What? You don't know Monty? I heard she was famous, and had quite a following. Of course she and I share a brain so.... I have to say that.


Go here "The Daily Bitch" show some love.. and buy her something nice mm k?

Happy Birfday!

Happy Birfday to My Wonderful, Crazy, Neurotic, Confident, Handsome, Meticulous, charming, funny, intelligent, and all together perfect... for me... Boyfriend!


I wish I could be with you today!
xoxoxox

Aye Laddie!

Today I am thankful for

1. God
2. My Wonderful Weird Family
3. My Insanely Conceited, but Amazing Boyfriend
4. My Fabulous Comedic Friends
5. Coffee
6. Good Music
7. Not Having To Clean All Those Windows

Um... I am Back Bitches!

My Weather Pixie is a Tramp!

I'm jus' Saying....

If it were 46 degrees outside I would NOT be wearing a halter top and jeans. I mean I would be cold...

Oh! and my son would say "Mom, please pull down your shirt!"
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Why does Lil Orphan Annie have no pupils in her comic strip? I think it would suck not to have pupils. Do you think that's why she is an orphan?
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Thought for the day: Before you criticize someone else, perhaps you should examine your own life.
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So I thought I would stop acting like an insane shut-in this weekend and take a little beach hike! Get out and get some fresh air, mingle with people, get some exercise, and stop focusing on things that JUST don't matter. Who wants to join me?

Happy Easter My Minions!