The Ice Palace

We are so vain that we even care for the opinion of those we don't care for...

Thursday, November 01, 2007

Write A Book She Says...

So, Queenie thinks I should write a book about a guy who loves his dog too much. That's the story of my life. They always love something more than me, and they never have the balls to just break up with me in a normal fashion. It's almost like they sit and plot the whole relationship on just how they are going to break up with me. I believe all of these guys got together and planned this so they can see who can out-do each other. It's funny looking back on it now, and I doubt anyone would believe me, but perhaps I will write a book. It would, if nothing else be shelved under comedy. That would be enough to make me happy... well that and the mass quantity of money I would make.

Then I could afford to have a crack-house (Sonic) put right in my own backyard and then I could have Ched-R-Peppers any time I want!

5 Comments:

At 6:55 AM , Blogger aka_Monty said...

WHAT A GREAT IDEA! I meant for the Crack-House. :)

I don't think I'd devote a whole book to people who aren't worthy though...maybe a short story in which he dies a bloody, violent death?
Cool.

 
At 6:07 PM , Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Umm....the Ched-R-Peppers aren't really THAT good. You really think so?

 
At 3:24 PM , Blogger aka_Monty said...

HERETIC! The chedr peps ARE SO TOO THAT AWESOME!

 
At 6:09 AM , Blogger Queenie said...

Maybe....just maybe...they all just were after you for one thing. They all wanted to be featured in your blog.

 
At 4:36 PM , Blogger Mark said...

Well- it's their loss....
Some guys wouldn't know a good thing if it came with a sign, map, and instructions written/drawn so that even a 6 year old would understand it. Morons.....
and Sonic?.....mmmmmmmmmm......

 

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