The Ice Palace

We are so vain that we even care for the opinion of those we don't care for...

Tuesday, July 12, 2005

Why Oh WHY Cute Guy!?

It happened...He called. So for those of you who bet he could only hold out on torturing me for one day, your prize is in the mail! YAY!

Iceprincezz: It hasn't been 4 days yet...
CG: I know, but I am weak in my old age.
Iceprincezz: Now I am going to have to blog again tonight.
CG: You blogged about me again?
Iceprincezz: Well yes, because you didn't call me...
CG: I didn't?
Iceprincezz: NO you didn't so um, I dunno who you called but it wasn't me, and you should have known that because they weren't as witty and charming as me...


CG: Um I dunno who or what I did last night

The room spins again, just like it did when I talked to him about that movie TR*Y (I shall refer to it as a dirty word from now on). I started thinking why is he telling me this? Gosh my back yard needs to be raked. So I start raking my back yard while I talk to him.

CG: ...and you see we drank a LOT no I mean A LOT! The only reason I know this is because I have a receipt in my pocket for $421.00. I didn't have any fun last night either, cause I woke up in my clothes. I was just making the rounds calling everyone to see if I called them last night.


(Cause I wanna know that there was a chance he could have "had some fun"?)

Iceprincezz: UH Huh
CG: I am pretty hung over, I have been throwing up non stop today.
Iceprincezz: Poor Baby....
CG: I threw up Orange Gaterade and blue Gaterade, and it came up clear.

Random Thought: WHY does he think I want to know that?

Iceprincezz: You know I am going to blog this entire conversation don't you?
CG: Are you?

He goes on to talk about random things, like throwing peanuts at the waitress, how he has to crawl to get to the bathroom because "He knows how gravity works", and things like that. I finally just give into the urge I have had for the last 3 days and say...

Iceprincezz: Why do I continue talking to you?
CG: Cause I am a challenge? Because I intrigue you? Because I am a mystery and you like that?

Damn this blog, and Damn me for ever letting him read it...Even though he left out the part about me wanting him to kiss me again....

Iceprincezz: That may or may not be true....But why do you call me?! (This question has never been answered)
CG: I dunno...

At this point the room doesn't spin, well maybe because I am still in my backyard...But that's not the point here. Instead I just sat there listening to him ramble on about...What else? That's right blogaholics....You guessed it...HIMSELF!

There is something about this moron that intrigues me. Maybe it's the fact that he doesn't call me every day? (Why doesn't he? I'm worth it dammit!) maybe it's because he has an over inflated sense of self worth? No...wait...that's me...Well anyway I have no idea why I continue to talk to him.

Maybe it's the thought that someday JUST maybe if I played my cards right I could wear that cute little train engineers cap!

6 Comments:

At 5:08 AM , Blogger JustaDiva said...

ok... I see two problems here with Freighty,
1. He went out and didn't invite you along for the ride....
2. He spent over 400.00 and none was on you....that tramp!

ok thats it, I have come to the conclusion that he is NOT the right one for you... and you simply speak to him, cause you

a. have nothing else to blog about
b. your intrigued to meet someone as vain and self centered as you, or was that absord?
c. are simply bored and this passes the time til the next online profile happens

there I said it! but you know .... there are some people that STILL LOVE YOU....

you can always test the theory about how serious he is, simply give him a gift... then invite youserlf over ... (stalkarilla) and peek to see does it..

a. hold a place of honor
b. lay unopen with alot of dust on it (cause then you know he is no house keeper either)
c. goes in garbage

 
At 6:03 AM , Blogger GQ1NYC said...

1st time on your blog, came by way of Madman's Blog.

In my opinion Cute guy has no brain. You shouldn't waste your time with a guy like that. Throwing peanuts at the waitress, WTF? is that suppose to turn you on and telling you how much he spent? Who knows how much of that was even true. If he dosn't know why he called you, then he's not worth your time. Good luck with the next guy!

 
At 4:58 AM , Blogger madman said...

Hi—Please—when you get a chance go to my second Blog and check out the new link. Let me know what you think.

 
At 8:23 AM , Blogger Jen said...

I'm buying you an engineer's cap. Your very own!

 
At 9:21 AM , Blogger thedeepend said...

agreed. no brain on cute guy.

 
At 10:28 AM , Blogger JustaDiva said...

HEY CG.... I ONLY SAY THESE THINGS TO BE FUNNY, SINCE WE ARE GOING TO BE FAMILY SOONER OR LATER, I WOULDN'T SAY ANYTHING BAD TO YOU AND MEAN IT.... (HEHE)

SO DO YOU LIKE THE BEAU RIVAGE, CUTE GUY? OR FREIGHTY AS I LIKE TO CALL YOU.......

 

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