The Ice Palace

We are so vain that we even care for the opinion of those we don't care for...

Monday, July 18, 2005

More Monday Fun!

So...I get past the first part of the day, thinking ok only ONE moronic shipper. Not bad. I am just about to run down and get myself something to eat when J. Boss arrives with his 11 year old son in tow. He says to me. I hope you don't mind if J boss Jr. hangs out here while I go to my appointment? I just looked at him in disbelief. I'm not overly fond of this child. He is a complete spaz. The first time J. Boss did this too me the little monster sat in the office making paper airplanes to throw directly at me. All the while exclaiming "OH Did you see that? I almost hit you right in the eye!" I would just glare from behind my computer monitor, trying to avoid being impaled by one of the little monster's deadly air raids. The time before that he cut up tiny pieces of paper and made confetti out of it, leaving me to pick up the paper for the next 2 days. Today he has found himself a broom handle in the dumpster out back. He has fashioned it into a spear of some sort with packing tape and a ball point pen. Now, after the airplane incident I am starting to think this isn't a good idea, but I ignore him and continue on with my dailey tasks. He then informs me that the radio station I am listening to is horrible. I looked him in the eye and asked him "Did I ask for your opinion?" He backed off that for now, but I can hear him mumbling something about loving Metallica, and wanting to be able to listen to what he wants. It's now 2:00pm. I STILL haven't eaten anything yet, because if I get something I will have to get something for him, and J. Boss isn't so timely with his reimbursements. After all J. Boss JR. Just ate half a candy jar of Hershey Kisses, that I just filled up for the week. I don't get paid enough to Babysit!!!!!!

18 Comments:

At 3:06 PM , Blogger Charlie Mc said...

I'd slip that fucker a Ritalin!! That spear sounds like a chapter in the "Risk Management" portion of the company handbook waiting to happen!!!

 
At 5:46 PM , Blogger JustaDiva said...

you could of said NO... whimp!

 
At 5:59 PM , Blogger madman said...

Fuck the Ritalin--slip JR some chocolate flavored Laxative. Someone will take it home!

 
At 6:53 PM , Blogger Jen said...

I like madman's idea, wrap a choco ex-lax in a hershey kiss wrapper...OR give him a coke with a few drops of visine!

 
At 7:37 PM , Blogger Christopher Trottier said...

I hope Tuesday is more fun!

 
At 7:41 PM , Blogger Debi said...

LOL....

Diva: No I could not I wasn't asked...it was like JJ is hanging out with you....

 
At 7:52 PM , Blogger Debi said...

The sad thing is this kid is ON meds....LOL

 
At 11:13 PM , Blogger Miss Cambria, 1892 said...

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At 11:15 PM , Blogger Miss Cambria, 1892 said...

Let me try this again... as I was trying to say, that's WHY the kid is a jerk...geez, how many kids on meds have to shoot up the school before anyone catches a freaking clue???
BTW darling, your request has been published.

 
At 6:30 AM , Blogger GQ1NYC said...

That sucks, My bosses brings there kids in but luckely they hang out in the conference room and watch TV or movies. Sometimes they want to help so we turn them into an intern for the day. But it sucks because you have to pretend to like them. Hope you don't get stabbed.

 
At 8:41 AM , Blogger Van! said...

I love your profile pic. It is borderline porn. Are you bent over a couch with no shirt on?

 
At 10:06 AM , Blogger Jen said...

OMG Van...you totally nailed it!!! LOL!!!

 
At 11:07 AM , Blogger Debi said...

Jen you are so on crack...I am actually wearing a spaghetti strap thingy, and I am putting make-up on in the bathroom if you MUST know! LOL

 
At 11:32 AM , Blogger Miss Cambria, 1892 said...

hey I have to agree with other jen... I thought you were topless too...it just LOOKS like porn (the lady puts the spaghetti fork to her lips....)

 
At 6:17 PM , Blogger JustaDiva said...

I FOR ONE DIDN'T SEE ANY LOLLIPOPS, SO THEREFORE I CAN ONLY CONCLUDE SHE IS INDEED TELLING THE TRUTH ....

I BOL...

 
At 1:02 AM , Blogger Jen said...

Diva I think you mean carrots not lollipops...

 
At 6:38 AM , Blogger JustaDiva said...

no no .. I mean a lollipop!
and you said they would know ....

hehe

 
At 6:53 AM , Blogger Debi said...

she does know...hense why she said Carrot....um yeah it WASN'T a Carrot!!!!!!!!!!

 

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