The Ice Palace

We are so vain that we even care for the opinion of those we don't care for...

Tuesday, February 14, 2006

Valentine's Day Sucks Butt!




I HATE this day...



Screw you "A Diamond Is Forever" commercials....Diamonds may be forever...but the giver of my last diamond can throw himself under a buss.

Screw you Hallmark
... Even though I single handedly keep you in business with my card buying...Even though I never get any in return.

Screw you flower shops
... You charge way too much for crappy roses that die, and make my vases stink.

Screw you Candy companies
... You make all those little heart shaped boxes of gooey mushy waxy candy that just makes me fat!

Screw you happy couples that are getting married today
... be original would ya? V-Day is NOT original!

Screw you, Screw you, Screw you!

Have a LOVELY Valentines Day!

6 Comments:

At 8:12 PM , Blogger Hale McKay said...

From one who is screwed ... Have a good day. Wishing you luck and happiness. I got a kick out of your post. Came here via your comments over at Jillian's place.

 
At 8:35 PM , Blogger Mr. Happy said...

Right there with you. VD sucks butt! Stupidest of the stupid holidays. Right up there with Arbor Day. Thankfully Mrs. Happy agrees therefore I'm not forced to buy a $4 card, flowers that will be dead in a week or jewelry.

I do love that woman!

 
At 2:27 AM , Blogger Blue said...

Happy VD - I didn't get so much as a text :-)

Who needs commercialist holidays anyway???

 
At 3:36 PM , Blogger superhotasses said...

Yep. Val day blows.

 
At 7:48 AM , Blogger JustaDiva said...

ok so this is where i don't tell you my honey took me to europe for V-day :P

but the screw you was great :)

 
At 4:17 PM , Blogger Lisa said...

I just about peed my pants when I read this it reminded SO much of you and "CG"

 

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